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UPDATE: after doing this then sending my aliexpress package back to China, the USPS has delivered MY NEIGHBORS PACKAGE to my front door

>Put in home address for amazon order
>Your package has been delivered to PO Box

I don't have PO box. This means war.

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tech nonse, firearms 

if you don't like vektor please consider that you're fucking wrong

there are not names for the mental illnesses I have just contracted by scrolling through the federated timeline

and I would walk eight hundred and four point six kilometers
and I would walk eight hundred and four point six more

just to be the man who walked one thousand six hundred and
seven point two kilometers

to fall down at your door

do not let the internal screaming become external screaming, or else they become suspicious and concerned

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Facebook has patented technology that predicts who else lives in your household based on photos you shared. Maybe you should be keeping them to yourself...


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"Welcome to Magic School. Here is your schedule."
"Thanks! But..."
"This is just 'Ethics' and 'Human rights' and things like that."
"Correct, that's the first year curriculum."
"Do we have to learn all this?"
"Of course! What do you think this is, software engineering?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Protip: cops can't see or pull you over if you're doing 40 over in heavy fog if you turn your headlights off

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That you're celebrating 90 years since your first motion picture debut means you're well past your public domain bedtime you fucking rat.

But because your handlers can't stand the thought of giving you up to the rest of the world means we'll probably have to suffer another 90 years without anything going into the public domain, least of all the stuff that you stole from it.

Fuck you, Mickey. Fuck you.

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Unless you have a very good reason not to, or are publicly known anyway, there is really no need for you to use your real name or photo online.

Back in the 90s when i first discovered the internet, this was common knowledge. Nobody used their real name on forums or share personal information without considering the consequences. Those few who did were promptly told that's a bad idea.

It seems somehow we unlearned this, right when corporations started monetizing that information.

Petition to make Murphy's Law one of Maxwell's equations

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